I have one co-worker who's not a beer drinker. She and her girlfriends went out to have few drinks. When they were at the bar having beer, she finished one and warned her girlfriends saying " I will passed out but don't freak out and give me 10 minutes before waking me up." Few minutes after she warned them, she passed out and her friends panic and wake her up like she is dying. When she was on her mind again she scold her girlfriends telling them "I told you uys I will passed out and give me 10 minutes, it's not even 10 minutes yet!
I was laughing so hard when told me her story.